BBQ

Frank waited in line. The windows on each cubicle were filthy, glazed white ribbed glass. They gave off vibes of boredom and misplaced authority. A fat woman, black butch hair stubbles of hairs on her upper. She told Frank to sit down. He held his paperwork in his hand and a black pen, stamped on it in gold letters, "Property Of US Government." Tiny by breads of sweat started to pop up over her lip like some source had turned on a small sprinkler system. Frank felt pity and boredom for her in her tight blouse holding two large masses passing as breasts. Frank knew they were implants. She had black and gold pins for years of service to the Feds. Frank hated interview shit, however it was the only way to keep the unemployment checks rolling in so he filled out the form. He slid the papers across her desk. She flicked her pen. Her faced turned red. I'm not sure I understand one of your answers." "Getting blasted and chasing pussy. Mam, what is it you don't understand?" The woman behind the desk started a Tsunami of sweat pouring across her greasy, dark hair. Her elephant size dimpled arms rested on the desk. Frank thought, if you could stand the flab hanging on her, she be would be like working your way through a fat covered spare rib thick BBQ sauce and pan grease along with buckets of cheap beer. There was nothing there except to get it off and move on. Although, Frank wondered if she could get something over on the Feds? Before leaving he handed her his paperwork, "meet you at your place at 7 tonight," he whispered. She gave a little laugh coming out like Tommy Gun onG helium and slid him paper with her address scrawled in childish handwriting. After 2 six packs he knocked on her small apartment door. Three hours later he stumbled out of her coop, BBQ juice dripping from his face. The last site he remember this fat body sitting cross legged on a day bed holding her fat little feet with sausage fingers. Frank stumbled down her driveway turned and retched so hard his stomach felt like it was being forced out his mouth. He had defiled God's oil tanker. Punishment? To be set a drift in a moral dingy on the universal sea of shit.